ha

ha yoo misd mee yoo haz itt on yorr fays i cann sens itt
sow how mutc lots?
yoo tel and liv
and frida haz rann away soonn bak in tymee no clok no tym
by Puck

dadada!!!!!!

i izz gladd too bee bak
itt gudee
i izz hapee now
i izz guzzin too gow ontoo Frida's ritee rit and rit baddd ubowt herr
hahaha
bi

Hi

i izz a doodoo brane
dong
goigel
i dummmmdummm

You know, I'm a big oaf, like that Mr. Channer stated. But he made a mistake. I always have the grace of ten drunken rinoceri. It is good that I have a great worrior for a sister. If I didn't, i wouldn't survive a day in my life.
Puck
P.S. I drool.

Doodoodoo

i izz baK i nott rited lon tym
i nott lettin Frida rite badd ubowt mee ugenn
i eet noww

sumtin ron

Frida izz gust snuking uway
shee dun sumtin badd
shee rited badd ubowt mee
i nott lik herr
frida izz fatt andd ugli andd stankee i go beet herr upp nowe

Here again

I am back.
I must tell you, I think my sister is a great hunter
and fighter. I am a wimp.
Resons I am a wimp:

• I have no muscle at all.
• I am stupid.
• I am dorky

I think that you have picked up that I am full of myself. I must be going now.

Hello.
My name is Puck.
I am the world's biggest idiot.
Got to go now.

Yummm

foood iz gud
i eet itt
yumm itt tasts gud
now i tell storee
wuns i wuz wakin and da mawnsterr wuz dere and wun uvv da biggy wunz savd herr!
dee endd

wippeeeeeeeeeeeee

i justt look owverr
Frida nott att foood!
i iz gowin too eet now
heeheehee

HMPH

i wantz too eet lawts, but Frida takd alll da foood!
wy shee nott lettin mee eet lawtz?!
i duzz nott likin itt
mee nott hapee att herr!

helow

i iz heer noww!!!!!!
yipee! yoo hapee noww
butt yoo nott hapee noww cuz i telll yoo badd noowse. da biggy wunz leevd widowt sayyin too uss! noww wee iz alown togeter! no gud!
i iz hazin too hiyd inn da noo towy, frum Frida!
no kann tawk noww
i gow

i iz goin too tel yoo ay seecrit
wee izfinedin owt dat da noo towy iz caled carrdbord!!!!
dat iz nott normil!!!!
i gow now

deer misster chaner

deer misster chaner
i tink dat yoo is dumm dumm!!!!
i IZ awsum and yoo SHOOD wership mee!!
mee no like yoo!!!!!!

yess, i iz bak.
az hannsum az evr.
yoo vry misd mee. dat ez troo
i haz batel refleksiz dat arr amayzin.
wersipp mee.

Madd

Frida sayed dat dis toy dumm. i no tink!
Frida iz da dumm wun!
i telled her dis and Frida sayed i dumm!
i hate her lotts.
i no lett her hav food this nite, maybee so.

wy yoo nott goed?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wy yoo stil heer?
i just sayed
GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cann ay catt gett no privasyin???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now bee GOED!!!!!!!!!!

i iz awsum!!!

i is bak. yoo lik mee becus i iz cool. dat iz troo.
Wy iz i cool? i iz grayt worryer!!!
my sistterr iz caled Frida.
shee iz wimpy! shee iz girl!
i tell wy i cool:

1. i iz grayt worryor!!!!!
2. i iz awsum!!
3. i haz riplin mussles.
4. i iz smarrt!!!

wy Frida wimpy:

1. shee girl
2. shee wimpy
3. shee dumm
4. shee pritty look like sooper mawdol

now gow.
i say now yoo izz gowin!!!!!!!
yoo iz gonn?
mee no cann tel.
i go now

Ower noo playin tin

We haz gotted a noo playin tin. It mayd uv claw scratc dat nawt gud claw scrtc.
We can do tuff on dis tin. It gud towy. Mee liyk. No mor time now. By Puck