sumtin ron

Frida izz gust snuking uway
shee dun sumtin badd
shee rited badd ubowt mee
i nott lik herr
frida izz fatt andd ugli andd stankee i go beet herr upp nowe

Here again

I am back.
I must tell you, I think my sister is a great hunter
and fighter. I am a wimp.
Resons I am a wimp:

• I have no muscle at all.
• I am stupid.
• I am dorky

I think that you have picked up that I am full of myself. I must be going now.

Hello.
My name is Puck.
I am the world's biggest idiot.
Got to go now.